buzzfeedfood:

51 Healthy Weeknight Dinners That’ll Make You Feel Great

simonestensgaard:

My favourite kind of pancakes so far…

I don’t know who invented this recipe, so I’m neither taking og giving credit for this one.
All you need is:

2 bananas

2 eggs

Whisk it all together until it forms a smooth pancake dough and fry them on the pan either in small portions or a few big ones. What you see in this picture is what you get out of one portion.

They are awesome with raspberry jam!

Love,
Simone

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chelsocool:

ccccchanelllll:

pleatedjeans:

 

fucking floridians

LOL. I was an asshole today… BUT it was because this dumb cunt was on my ass when I was going 80.. and so I let go of my gas and dropped down to 60. and then she switched to the fast lane and I needed to get over. I turned my signal on and she was far from me, but then she sped up….so I was like. “Fuck you, bitch” and went anyway…People suck. I have road rage. Moral of the story. Don’t fucking ride my car’s ass.

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gastrogirl:

gluten-free chocolate chip mug cookie for one.

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Damn.

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‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update 

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beautilation:

Last Words

• Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”

• Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”

• John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”

• Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”

• Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”

• Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 

• James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”

•  Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)

• Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”

• Tom Ketchum -  “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

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luanlegacy:

and the 4th is a heart attack

but ouch though.

sexual-daisies:

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